This was a Werribee Rotary social function in 1996. Can you guess the eight people in the photo.
This Week - 31.03.2020
Our technical wizard Ian Hovey purchased a subscription to Zoom, which is an online meeting software program.
At 6.00 on Tuesday 31.03.2020 about 15 members dialed in and we were able to hold an informal get together.
As you can see Kim Deneys had some technical issues, which meant we could hear him but not see him. Our technical guru Ian is being dispatched to fix Kim's problem.
We welcomed Ross Conley back from 12 month around Australia trip, which was cut short to about 3 weeks by the coronavirus.
We are going to hold a weekly meeting at 6.00pm each Tuesday, and hope that a few more will dial in. It is not hard. You only need a smartphone, tablet, laptop with a camera. If Ian Knight can do it, then it must be easy.
Ian Hovey will sent an email next Tuesday, and you just need to click on the link.
We are looking for a speaker to do a 10 minute presentation as well.
Next week - 07.04.2020
Dial in to our online meeting
Some Corona Virus Jokes
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, now when I pee I clean the toilet.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received from the staff in the last 10 years.
To those who are complaining about the quarantine period and curfews, just remember that your grandparents were called to war, you are being called to sit on the couch and watch Netflix. You can do this.
I don't know why my fishing buddy is worried about Coronavirus, he never catches anything.
I know a great joke about Corona Virus, you probably won't get it though.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"
If I get quarantined for two weeks with my wife and I die. I can assure you it was not the virus that killed me.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Day 3 without sports. Found a lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she is my wife. She seems nice.
They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied, everyone else has clothes on.
Before Corona Virus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough.
What do you tell yourself when you wake up late for work and realize you have a fever? Self, I so late.
You know what they’re saying about 2020. It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.
If Coronavirus isn’t about beer, why do I keep seeing cases of it?
Yeah I have plans tonight. I’ll probably hit the living room around 8 or 9.
John Travolta was hospitalised for coronavirus. But doctors soon realised that it was only Saturday Night Fever and he will be Staying Alive.
The first case of Covid 19 has been confirmed in Russia. The patients name was Ivor Chestikov.
Ran out of toilet paper the other day, so reduced to wiping my bum with lettuce leaves. I fear that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Telling my 6 year old about home schooling for the next couple months, and he asked if I had to do that when I was a kid. I said no, and he then asked if chairs were even invented then. I think the first thing we’ll study for his home schooling is his f…….n attitude.


District Conference
Bendigo - March 27th to 29th.
The conference committee have refunded all of the participant registration money.
Contact the conference committee if you havent got your refund.


There are a number of club activities & projects occurring over the next few months. It is important that members are kept informed, so I encourage board members to send me reports on activities that are taking place, and we can do a bulletin every couple of weeks.


The Werribee Mercy Hospital Foundation is looking for support to protect doctors & staff against the coronavirus. 

View the link to see how you can support.


IN BRIEF......
  • AFL Tipping is on hold after 1 week. Ann Smith & Jason Daddy - Roo Boy are equal leaders with 8.
  • Joke -Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US:
    - Your name, Sir.
    - Bakshish Abdul
    - Sex
    - Three times a day...
    - I mean male or female?
    - Doesn't matter...
Ian & Micki Hovey

President - Brian Ahmed



Meeting at ISCW

601 Heaths Road, Werribee

6.30 for 6.45pm start


If you are not able to attend the next meeting or are bringing a guest, please contact the following person by midday Tuesday
Kim Deneys
0407 512 750


Member Birthdays
Steve Evans
April 18
Carlo Vimercati
May 3
Jeff Garfield
May 14
James Randall
May 24
Spouse Birthdays
Pam Garfield
April 20
Karen Sandlant
April 26
Lynne Dowling
May 26
Margaret Wade
May 27
Christine Conley
May 28
Kathryn Williams
Nathan Williams
April 7
Tony Todaro
Maria Todaro
April 8
Steve Evans
Christine Evans
April 22
Kim Deneys
Glenyce Deneys
May 3
Join Date
Colin Muir
April 1, 1993
27 years
Peter Sandlant
April 1, 1993
27 years
Tom Lentini
April 1, 1976
44 years
Philip Purdy
April 12, 2000
20 years
Jason Daddy
April 19, 2016
4 years
Kathryn Williams
April 19, 2016
4 years
Marty Vaina
April 19, 2016
4 years
Joe Cumbo
May 7, 1996
24 years
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